Previously on Rory’s Blog.

Cut to Chad and Rory backstage, Rory is lying on the ground in a puddle of vomit.

Chad
Hey Rory, you’ve changed man! It used to be just about the music! Now you spend all your time hanging around with all your new friends, drinking and partying, me and the guys hardly never see you no more

Rory [Shouting whilst Drunkenly waving around a half drunken bottle of Jack Daniels]
Get off my back you fucking albatross! Every time I achieve something, you fuckers are there to claim that you did it, that it was al about you and that I was just there at the time, doing fucking nothing. That’s it! I’m fucking leaving this shitty band and going solo!

Cut to Rory and Emma, sitting at the dinner with her parents, the room is silent, there is vomit on the table.

Rory [Shouting whilst Drunkenly waving around a half drunken bottle of Jack Daniels]
Listen, all I’m saying is that I’m too much man to just get it on with one woman, I’m an international Rockstar in China for God’s sake, what do you expect? Over there I’ma God!! Men, Women, Children, some animals that are capable of such emotions such as dogs, cats and maybe dolphins, they all fucking love me! Your daughter should be appreciative that I’m not fucking bored with her already.

Christopher [silently]
Get the hell out of my house.

Cut to Rory and Emma standing outside the Syke’s building,

Emma [Crying]
But you said you loved me!

Rory [Shouting whilst Drunkenly around waving a half drunken bottle of Jack Daniels]
I said a lot of things.

Cut to Rory driving a pimped out super tricked speed boat out of Hong Kong harbour to sea, his long hair is blowing in the wind, a Coastguard boat is following him.

CoastGuard [Through Loadspeaker]
Rory! Don't throw your life away! Turn back immediately! You’re heading into Tsuen Fan Wu: Dead Man’s Bay! There are underwater reefs! You'll be killed!

Rory [Shouting whilst Drunkenly waving around a half drunken bottle of Jack Daniels]
Fuck you you motherfucking bastards! You all make me sick! You all want a piece of me, everyone wants a piece of Rory, Well, you know what? You’re not fucking getting it! Fuck You!!!!

Cut to shot of boat hitting a reef, there’s a large explosion, Cut to shot of bottle of Jack Daniels falling underwater.

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AND NOW, THE CONTINUATION OF RORY’S BLOG