20 Things that have changed in the last 2 months

1) I quit my job.
2) I moved out of the Sykes’ into a closet. But it’s a closet with a PS2 and an ashtray, so it was okay.
3) I’ve been writing a lot more.
4) I’ve started smoking.
5) I’m now smoking Menthols.
6) I don’t think I can go back to regular cigarettes.
7) I’ve become radically unfit but I’ve lost a load more weight and look more fit than when I was going to the gym twice a day, how hilarious is that?
8) I’m now on my natural “go to sleep at six in the morning and get up at three in the afternoon” sleep cycle.
9) I’ve been watching a lot more TV/movies
10) I eat out at almost every meal.
11) I now have to do my own washing.
12) I go out drinking a lot less now that I live thirty seconds away from all the bars.
13) I’ve started going into work solely because they let me use the internet. This means that hilariously enough, there are days when I sit on the net for hours, browsing and downloading, exactly what I did when I actually worked here.
14) I stopped playing the PS2 as playing Rocky for two days straight made me hit someone.
15) I’m planning on either coming home early to do some research for my book or going to Malaysia.
16) I finally saw “The Talented Mr. Ripley”, very good, although I was surprised by all the gay stuff. Not because I have a problem with including homosexuality as a narrative device but because I hate the gays.
17) I’ve been buying up small bankrupt corporations, amalgamating them into single corporate entities and selling them on to the US government at a vast profit.
18) I’ve started lying in this entry.
19) I discovered to my simultaneous glee and anger that the couch in my flat is actually a sofa bed. I have been sitting on that couch for days on end and my flatmate didn't think to tell me that it pulled out into a bed. That enrages me What's worse is that I didn't think to check.
20) I’ll be home for and after Christmas, this place is dead anyway.